If you cant be bothered reading about me and my family, or my cousins wedding etc, just scroll down and find the “Pub’s and Club’s” bit, that should make for some interesting reading.
Anyways……We had 1 day left of sightseeing in Jordan and were set to leave that night to fly out to Cyprus, then, Suzie gets a stomach bug.
You hope to get a good night’s sleep in before having to be up at 2am to get to the Airport for a 6am flight, but with Suzie spewing and shitting uncontrollably, neither of us got very good sleep and ended up missing the last day of sightseeing. Suzie slept all day and I just sat in the room watching over her making sure she was alright, while eating half of a watermelon to myself armed with only a pocket sized spoon. Haha
We spent 1 hour getting to the airport by taxi, another 2 hours waiting in the airport, a 1 hour flight to Cyprus, then 1 hour in a taxi to Aya Napia then finally we got there. 9am on June 2nd.
Cyprus
Weddings, Beaches, Boobies
The weather while we were there was around mid 30’s for the whole time, but the sun was 100 times more brutal than the sun in Egypt. I don’t know if the smog cover in Egypt blocked the rays a little more, but within 24 hours of being on Cyprus, I had been burnt to a mother flippin crisp…..and that was with having SPF 50+ sun block on.
Cyprus is over run by English people, so that can get a little annoying and it is really expensive because it’s a massive tourist trap. Because of the influx of English people, its pretty much all English bar’s and English pub food everywhere. So it’s a little lame in that sense to.
We didn’t have a problem tho, we just ate at the hotel from the buffet. Save some cash n shit, cos the buffet came inclusive with our room. SHWING!!
Family
New Cousin's & Old Aunty's
Some of my family I had seen when they came over 2 years ago, but most I hadn’t seen in around 7 years, so when I arrived at the Hotel one of my Auntie’s did shed some tears. I had never met 2 of my younger cousin’s children before, Kory (4) and Harry (1) and was hell looking forward to meeting them for the first time as I had heard that Kory was super hyperactive and a menace. Haha
We were all staying in the same Hotel apart from the husband to be Luke and his brother (my cousin) Dane, his girlfriend Chelsea and there children Harry (pictured right) and Kory. So it was pretty sweet, we got to see everyone heaps.
My Aunty Baz has a fake front tooth in at the moment because her's snapped off.... eating lettuce hahaha
It was also Sade’s birthday while we were on Cyprus, so there was some cake n shit. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!!
The Wedding
The wedding was on the 4th of June, so had had a bit of time to get into the swing of thangs in Cyprizzle. It was the kind of wedding day you’d hope for. The weather was perfect, once again mid 30’s and the location was perfect, overlooking the ocean and under some lush green tree’s. It didn’t start exactly on time because the chick who was dropping the rhymes for the wedding was on a tight schedule and was running late from the last wedding she was rapping at. But when she eventually rocked up it went off without a hitch and no one objected which was convenient. hahaha
My old man had picked me up some clothes to wear for the wedding, so I was repping all white along with all the men there, apart from my cousin’s fiance’s sisters boyfriend who for some reason decided to wear a blue shirt….. he was outcast and we later threw rotten eggplant’s at him.
I don’t have all that many photos from the wedding because there was a professional photographer, so hold tight for the wedding album at a later date.
After the wedding we sat around for a couple of hours then went to a pub called “The Golden Arrow” at around 7:30. By this time I hadn’t eaten since breakfast and was freakin out because I was so hungry. My uncle was getting loose with his wallet and we had already done 2 sambucca shooters and 2 pints, along with a few glasses of champagne before we had even gotten around to have dinner. Needless to say after eating dinner at 11 most people crashed and burned and went back to the hotel rather than kicking on. I was unfortunately a casualty of war and couldn’t continue, the days heat, the heavy drinking before dinner, then a heavy meal had issued me the knockout blow. What a loser.
Pub’s, Club’s and General Drinking!
Monkey ballz
You can beer from anywhere, corner stores, deli's, motor bike hire places, literaly anywhere and it all generally costs around 1 euro to 1.50 euro's ($2 to $3) for a 500ml can of local beer like Carlsberg or Keo. But they do have alot of imports for around the same price, maybe a little bit more expensive.
In pub's you generally add on an extra euro or so for a pint of these beers, just because mainly your in a pub. Thats the only reason i can see for the price hike. The further you get into the popular area's the more the price goes up. Thats not unusual really tho.
So. This is where I was like, “what the frick”.
Having experienced Perth’s LAME pub and club scene for the last 7 years when I finally got taken down to the heart of the Aya Napia party area by my uncle’s and cousin’s I was open mouthed…and no, I wasn’t open mouthed trying to gain entry to clubs, I was open mouthed from how crazy it fuckin was!
For around 1km, all this one street had either side of it was Pubs and clubs. It was wild. Every club seemed to have a different theme and all the clubs were different shapes and sizes, some 1 storey, some 2 storey.
Now, this is the start of the crazyness. There are reps from most clubs standing in the middle of the street trying to usher you into there clubs. But to get you in there, they come over and hustle you hardcore. First they give it a bit of “Hey come in my club, its got 3 euro pints, and 3 euro shooters, rah rah rah rah” then they ask you how many people you have and write you out little dockets for all kinds of free booze. We had a group of 12 and from different places we got different stuff. First place we all got a shooter of peach SCHNAPPPPSSS each and cheap beer, second place we got a shot of Sambucca each, cheap beer and 2 buckets of some weird but wild cocktail of alacohol and from there on out, it was much of the same. Some places even give you WHOLE bottles of Sambucca and vodka for your group. You could pretty much spend the night not buying more than a couple of drinks each.
Me and Suzie were both saying (see, there must be a lot, even Suzie said so. Thats a girls opinion down on this biznatch!!) we have also never seen so many smoking hot chicks in one spot, everywhere you look there are chicks and 90% of them have DD boobs. Its insane. The only downfall to most of them is that they are derro pom’s. SOME, not all tho.
Also, the amount of chicks with there rack’s out pool side and beach side is unreal. Just brown titties everywhere. Hot damnnnn!
Plenty more photos of the waterpark n shit, so click through to the; Cyprus Gallery
CYPRUS SIGNING OUT!
*bleep*
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