Saturday, June 20, 2009

Athens & Olympia - 16 June to 19 June 2009

Athens
Junkies, Sweat Boxes, Squirrels as Pets

Well! What an arrival. We arrived at 11:00 at night after a 4 hour ferry from Ios to Athens, then trecked 20 minutes with our backpacks on to the train terminal, then 20 mins on a train to the suburb that our Hostel was in, then a 15 walk at 11:30 in 25-30 degree humidity to our hostel. By the time we got there we were knackered and our room was a 4 bed dorm, shared with 2 other people (obviosuly). They were asleep and were very aggitated by us knocking on the door to gain entry. The room was a sauna, so we payed the extra 4 euros to get some air conditioning, to the benefit of the other 2 backpackers (who later complained it was to cold).

After we arrived we were hungry and needed some water, so we got directed to take a left, then a right then walk straight and we would find some shops. By this time it was 12 at night, and we were hoping for places to be open, little did we know we were walking into Omonia, the most fucked up place in town. Within 30 seconds of walking down the street we saw 2 dudes drop a bag of gear and flip out looking for it, next we saw a hell cracked out bitch on a bench at a bus stop, then we saw heaps of black dudes selling drugs at the entrance to the subway. By this stage we were a little like "what the fuck" and scurried into a food chain, and bought a couple of pieces of pizza and 2 bottles of water and bailed. On the way back we saw a dude shooting up out of a baggy on a shop step and more junkies. Weird thing was, 20 metres away from the junky action was a 5 strar hotel!!!! How can a hotel gain a 5 star rating being in a drug fucked area? Surely if your customers cant leave the hotel that isnt 5 star?!?!?!??!

Anyways, i think we just got the bad end of the stick that night, because the next day we got up bright and early and planned to conquer Athens in a day. We spent he day trecking around seeing the sights and experiencing all that Athens had to give us. THANK FUCK, it all wasnt like Omonia!!! ... BUT! The whole city was Graffitied, not even good graffiti, just shit stuff like tags on everything that stood. But, amongst all the shit, there was some good. (see image)

Turns out every news stand in Athens contains some form of porn, even a gossip mag with Kylie Minogue on the cover comes with 2 free pron DVD's!!! ... I then.. becam a greek porn consumer... the magazine was terrible.. but the DVD's were wild! hahah

We went and saw the Acropolis and all the sights around it, trecked over to the 1800+ olympic stadium and went and cehcked out all the shopping in down town Athens... (or where we were in Athens at least) .. Suzies resisted all the temptations of all the retail stores, but there wasnt much temptation for myself...!!



Our hostel was ok, but wasnt the greatest, so we decided 2 nights and 1 day was enough and sorted out trains n shit to Olympia and spent the whole of the next day travelling to Olympia in the Pelaponnese.

PS: You can buy squirrels as pets in Athens!!!!!!








Olympia

The sight of the first Olympics

Lonely Planet told us it was a 2 1/2 hour train journey..... it was 5 1/2 hours and then a 5 hour wait for a bus from Pyrgos to Olympia hahaha.... damn!!!

Olympia was such an awsome place compared to Athens, its so layed back, such a small relaxed town! Such a breath of fresh air!!

We instantly liked the place and even tho we got in at around 11:30 at night, found a nice hotel for a good price with free wifi and breakfast and settled in for the next 2 days.

We explored the ancient ruins of Olympia, the birth place of the Olympic games and also chcked out the Olympic museum. Then after that, just spent our time relaxing around town drinking beers under the tree's and enjoying the quietness of it all!




.... yes i get sucked in, i bought a porno, the peer pressure of the news system made me do it... i swear... how sexy is it tho, hell racks n stuff... wait a second... is that chocolate on her lips... THAT ISNT CHOCOLATE!!!!

If you want to see the whole photo album, click through to the; Athens & Olympia Photo Album

Next stop, Bari, Italy!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Greece - The Greek Islands - 7 June to 16 June 2009

Greek Islands
Salads, Seafood, Sleeping in Alley ways


We decided to only choose 3 of the many Greek Islands to spend time on, all for different reasons. Santorini (a volcanic island) for its black pebble beaches and cliff top villages, Naxos because it was the biggest of the Cyclade islands and for its beautiful beaches and large town and then Ios for its nightlife and party vibe. At first we were going to do Mykanos instead of Ios, but Mykanos was really expensive for accomodation and also because Shane and Indy advised is to hit Ios, so we listened!

Santorini

We rocked up to Santorini at around 8pm after a flight from Cyprus to Athens, then a connecting flight from Athens to Santorini. We chose to stay in a part of the island called Parrisa rather than the capital of the island Fira based on googling some information on the island.

Pretty much all the restaurants and bar's in Parissa were on the beach front, with another load on the street behind. So we chose one of the restaurants on the beach front and ordered a 19.80 euro dinner for 2. Greek Salad, Bread, a glass of red wine each and a mixed seafood platter. It was fuckin awsome. I swear, the octopus that had the tentacles that were on our plate must have been the size of a small boat because it was like cutting through the base of a tree haha

The next night we went to a different restaurant that was a street back from the beach and i ordered an amazing seafood spaghetti and Suzie had a local dish called a Pastitsio, its similar to a Mousaka, just without the eggplant in it. Google Mousaka if you have no idea what im on about. hahaha

The bus system on the islands is really awsome, the buses are all coaches, so they are really comfy and can store luggage under the bus if you are heading to the port to catch a ferry. You buy a ticket for around 1.40 euro one way and just choose the bus you wanna hop on by reading the timetable thats put up on the walls next to the bus stops.

We used the buses to travel around the whole island in a day and see all the little towns that were spread out all over Santorini. Fira is the capital of the island is really nice with its cliff top location and winding roads, small cafe's, pattiseries and little bar's.

The View from there is out of control, its just the type of sights you read about. Its hard to believe that type of view is actually real.






We also ate our first Gyro's on Santorini in Fira. Gyro's are like kebabs, but the quality is 100% better than australian kebabs. Gyro's are made up of chicken, lamb, beef or pork meat, with tomatoe, lettuce, tatzyki (cucumber mayo sauce stuff), a few chips all wrapped in a fresh pita bread (i could eat the pita bread all day long, with nothing in it, they are so soft and tasty). They cost like 2 euro's ($4 aussie bucks) and are a backpackers best friend! haha

We were buying fruit and some bottled water in a supermarket, and i saw out the corner of my eye, the word "Cherry" on a can of coke and seriously nearly had a seizure... my first spotting of Cherry Coke in Europe, my addiction gets its first taste of whats to come.... Oh and if you hadnt seen my quick previous post, BEWARE OF PEANUT FLAVOURED CHEETO'S!... mother of god, its like eating a squishy peanut butter ball. Vomit.

Click through to the; Santorini Photo Gallery



Naxos

We arrived at Naxos at like 3pm and hadnt eaten since eating some fruit for breakfast at like 9am, so i was ready to kill someone. One of my biggest weaknesses is not eaing, i get really moody and impatient. haha We had been trying to so hard to be stindgy on breakfasts and lunches and not eating lunches til leate that it was really wearing me thin, so we quickly changed that up and have been cooking big batches of spaghetti and just putting them in the fridge. Workin a treat!!

Naxos is the biggest of the Cyclade islands, but only really has 1 town settlement, the rest you need a dirt bike or 4 wheeler to ge to, so we spent all our time at the beach and around town. We got the only bus and headed to the last beach and walked our way back.

We made 1 mistake tho. Walking into a nudist death trap.

Sure, it sounds awsome, chicks with ther racks out, titty and sniz's everywhere. But not when they are all 70+ year olds. It was like running through a field of land mines, you couldnt look anywhere without seeing droopy swingers and fat old men with penis's popping out from under there droopy guts. So we scurried past that fallout zone part of the beach and settled a bit further down with the younger, non naked part of the beach. Although, all the nakedness must have made Suzie feel pretty free, because she got topless as well in the end. *raises eyebrow*

We found a little family run restaurant in town that we ended up going to the next night to because it was so good. Anyways, we order a greek salad with pretty much every meal we have been having and on the first night I ordered rabbit (pictured to the right) and suzie ordered another Pastitsio. The rabbit was unreal, it was so tender that it just fell off the bone and every mouth full i was basically jizzing in my pants. It was wild. Everything is served with chips, which is a little lame, id rather some potatoes or some veggies!

We also tried the local red wine that was actually made by the family that ran the restaurant, it was quite nice and was the same as the other local red's we had been drinking, very light and light bodied comparing to the heavy and full bodied Aussie red's. They also gave us another half litre of red wine and free desert!

The the second night i ordered mixed lamb and veal patties with rice and Suzie ordered Kleftiki lamb (pictured to the left), which is like a lamb hot pot. The Lamb and Veal patties were SO ridiculously tasty, definately the best tasting dish i have had since leaving Australia and Suzies Kleftiki Lamb was really really tasty to, but more of a wintery type dish. Didnt really suit sitting outside in 30 degree heat in the Greek Islands hahaha


Ios

We left Naxos at 11am and arrived in Ios a little after 1 because the ferry was delayed a little.



Our accomodation was more budget than anywhere we had booked yet, but we mainly booked it because of how fun it looked and the fact it had a basketball court. Yes, i was itching to shoot a ball around hahaha

For 9 euro's a night each ($18 aussie dollars), we got a fabric tent room thing, with a shade house thing over the top that had a bed in it. hhaha The view from our tent thing was awsome tho!

So on the first day i went straight to the basketball court and there was already a guy down there playing, a guy from Texas called Kevin. So i made friends with him and he had hired a jeep for the week and offered to drive us into town to party at the night time. So that was pretty awsome.

The last bus into town is 11pm, so everyone sits around drinking in the bar around the pool until the last bus then heads in. So around 11pm, me and Kevin were ready to roll and we couldnt find Suzie, then we find her trashed and dancing with the dude that works at the on site store haha. So we rounded her up and broke her up with her new love interest and drove into town. First stop was the Fun Bar for some Kareoke and giant Jenga. It was packed and everyone was in high spirits and liquored up, Me and Kevin were rippin fools in giant Jenga, then it turned into foot giant Jenga, were there were some awsome up skirt shots being taken by any sly basterd with a digital camera haha (including myself, i tried my hardest to get some sniz shots, but the ladies were blocking the shots pretty well haha) ...and then me and K'dog were like "Where the hell is Suzie" .. turns out, she had gone to the toilet, came back out the toilet, couldnt find me or Kevin (who hadnt moved from playing Jenga, which was right infront of the hallway to the toilets) and was sitting outside crying cos she thought we had left. hahahaha some chick runs up to me and is all like "ARE YOU SUZIES BOYFRIEND, BECAUSE SHE IS CRYING BECUASE YOU LEFT HER!!!!" hahaha i was all like "Who the hell are you! haha we were playing JENGGAAAAAA!" and then Suzie gets all crazy eyed and was just way to pissed so she wanted to go back to the place we were staying. So me and Kevin dropped her off and then went back into town.

So after the Fun Bar, we headed into the main part of town, to the square. Kevin was tuning some bar chick, so he wanted to go meet up with her so we headed to where she worked and hung there for a bit. After 30-45mins I got a lil bored, so went on a walk by myself. Checked out a few more bar's and met some aussie's who i hung with. Then.... thats it.. thats where my memory ends. The next thing i remember, im waking up in an alley way. haha I had spewed, passed out sitting down, had lost my hat and the sun was coming up. It was 6:30am.

So! I pulled myself together, tried not to focus on the fact that i had lost my hat, it was daylight, i had a headache that would kill a small animal and that i had 45 minutes of walking up and down brutal hills to get back to our accomodation and just started strolling. IT WAS THE DEVIL!

The next day all i did was sleep (and a little bit of spewing), i swear it was the worst hang over i have ever had in my whole life hahaha

Thank you Ios.

Its been really windy for the last few days, which sucks ass. But the weather is still really nice, mid 30's, cloudless sky. Just really windy!

Also, because our accomodation is very very budget, Mossies have been the death of a decent nights sleep. Anything thats sticking outside of a blanket gets mauled, my face, my hands, anything. Even with a good coating of Mossie repelant, it doesnt make the slightest difference. They are after your blood, and they will get it anywhich way, even through a bad tasting Mossie repelant.

Fuckin Mossies.

Oh and if you look close, i think i had some morning wood..

....TO ATHENS!!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

BEWARE....

...of Peanut flavoured Cheeto's *vomits*





Thursday, June 11, 2009

Cyprus - 2 June to 7 June 2009

If you cant be bothered reading about me and my family, or my cousins wedding etc, just scroll down and find the “Pub’s and Club’s” bit, that should make for some interesting reading.


Anyways……We had 1 day left of sightseeing in Jordan and were set to leave that night to fly out to Cyprus, then, Suzie gets a stomach bug.


You hope to get a good night’s sleep in before having to be up at 2am to get to the Airport for a 6am flight, but with Suzie spewing and shitting uncontrollably, neither of us got very good sleep and ended up missing the last day of sightseeing. Suzie slept all day and I just sat in the room watching over her making sure she was alright, while eating half of a watermelon to myself armed with only a pocket sized spoon. Haha


We spent 1 hour getting to the airport by taxi, another 2 hours waiting in the airport, a 1 hour flight to Cyprus, then 1 hour in a taxi to Aya Napia then finally we got there. 9am on June 2nd.


Cyprus

Weddings, Beaches, Boobies


The weather while we were there was around mid 30’s for the whole time, but the sun was 100 times more brutal than the sun in Egypt. I don’t know if the smog cover in Egypt blocked the rays a little more, but within 24 hours of being on Cyprus, I had been burnt to a mother flippin crisp…..and that was with having SPF 50+ sun block on.


Cyprus is over run by English people, so that can get a little annoying and it is really expensive because it’s a massive tourist trap. Because of the influx of English people, its pretty much all English bar’s and English pub food everywhere. So it’s a little lame in that sense to.

We didn’t have a problem tho, we just ate at the hotel from the buffet. Save some cash n shit, cos the buffet came inclusive with our room. SHWING!!


Family

New Cousin's & Old Aunty's


Some of my family I had seen when they came over 2 years ago, but most I hadn’t seen in around 7 years, so when I arrived at the Hotel one of my Auntie’s did shed some tears. I had never met 2 of my younger cousin’s children before, Kory (4) and Harry (1) and was hell looking forward to meeting them for the first time as I had heard that Kory was super hyperactive and a menace. Haha


We were all staying in the same Hotel apart from the husband to be Luke and his brother (my cousin) Dane, his girlfriend Chelsea and there children Harry (pictured right) and Kory. So it was pretty sweet, we got to see everyone heaps.


My Aunty Baz has a fake front tooth in at the moment because her's snapped off.... eating lettuce hahaha


It was also Sade’s birthday while we were on Cyprus, so there was some cake n shit. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!!


The Wedding

'n stuff


The wedding was on the 4th of June, so had had a bit of time to get into the swing of thangs in Cyprizzle. It was the kind of wedding day you’d hope for. The weather was perfect, once again mid 30’s and the location was perfect, overlooking the ocean and under some lush green tree’s. It didn’t start exactly on time because the chick who was dropping the rhymes for the wedding was on a tight schedule and was running late from the last wedding she was rapping at. But when she eventually rocked up it went off without a hitch and no one objected which was convenient. hahaha


My old man had picked me up some clothes to wear for the wedding, so I was repping all white along with all the men there, apart from my cousin’s fiance’s sisters boyfriend who for some reason decided to wear a blue shirt….. he was outcast and we later threw rotten eggplant’s at him.


I don’t have all that many photos from the wedding because there was a professional photographer, so hold tight for the wedding album at a later date.


After the wedding we sat around for a couple of hours then went to a pub called “The Golden Arrow” at around 7:30. By this time I hadn’t eaten since breakfast and was freakin out because I was so hungry. My uncle was getting loose with his wallet and we had already done 2 sambucca shooters and 2 pints, along with a few glasses of champagne before we had even gotten around to have dinner. Needless to say after eating dinner at 11 most people crashed and burned and went back to the hotel rather than kicking on. I was unfortunately a casualty of war and couldn’t continue, the days heat, the heavy drinking before dinner, then a heavy meal had issued me the knockout blow. What a loser.


Pub’s, Club’s and General Drinking!

Monkey ballz


You can beer from anywhere, corner stores, deli's, motor bike hire places, literaly anywhere and it all generally costs around 1 euro to 1.50 euro's ($2 to $3) for a 500ml can of local beer like Carlsberg or Keo. But they do have alot of imports for around the same price, maybe a little bit more expensive.


In pub's you generally add on an extra euro or so for a pint of these beers, just because mainly your in a pub. Thats the only reason i can see for the price hike. The further you get into the popular area's the more the price goes up. Thats not unusual really tho.


So. This is where I was like, “what the frick”.


Having experienced Perth’s LAME pub and club scene for the last 7 years when I finally got taken down to the heart of the Aya Napia party area by my uncle’s and cousin’s I was open mouthed…and no, I wasn’t open mouthed trying to gain entry to clubs, I was open mouthed from how crazy it fuckin was!


For around 1km, all this one street had either side of it was Pubs and clubs. It was wild. Every club seemed to have a different theme and all the clubs were different shapes and sizes, some 1 storey, some 2 storey.

Now, this is the start of the crazyness. There are reps from most clubs standing in the middle of the street trying to usher you into there clubs. But to get you in there, they come over and hustle you hardcore. First they give it a bit of “Hey come in my club, its got 3 euro pints, and 3 euro shooters, rah rah rah rah” then they ask you how many people you have and write you out little dockets for all kinds of free booze. We had a group of 12 and from different places we got different stuff. First place we all got a shooter of peach SCHNAPPPPSSS each and cheap beer, second place we got a shot of Sambucca each, cheap beer and 2 buckets of some weird but wild cocktail of alacohol and from there on out, it was much of the same. Some places even give you WHOLE bottles of Sambucca and vodka for your group. You could pretty much spend the night not buying more than a couple of drinks each.


Me and Suzie were both saying (see, there must be a lot, even Suzie said so. Thats a girls opinion down on this biznatch!!) we have also never seen so many smoking hot chicks in one spot, everywhere you look there are chicks and 90% of them have DD boobs. Its insane. The only downfall to most of them is that they are derro pom’s. SOME, not all tho.


Also, the amount of chicks with there rack’s out pool side and beach side is unreal. Just brown titties everywhere. Hot damnnnn!


Plenty more photos of the waterpark n shit, so click through to the; Cyprus Gallery


CYPRUS SIGNING OUT!

*bleep*

Monday, June 1, 2009

Sinai to Jordan - 28 May to 2 June 2009

Mt Sinai
Waking up at 1:45am to climb 7km's up a mountain...


Even tho i went to bed early to have energy for the climb, it didnt help. I swear there was a swarm of about 200 mossies biting the living piss out of me all night, and the air con was set to hot. We couldnt find the remote for the air con, and couldnt open the windows for fear of letting even MORE mossies in. hahaha i dont think i have ever prayed for my 1:45am alarm to go off ever in my life.

(That photo was taken on the way back down, it was to dark when we were climbing up to take photos of the distance we had to climb.)

We got to the base of the mountain around 3am and began our climb, apparantly the time to the top was 3 hours, but i was in my usual competative state of mind and was giving it all hell, even tho we were forced to take some 5 minute breaks because the guides we have were paranoid of either me falling off a cliff because they werent with me, or the slow people getting left behind and falling off a cliff because the guides werent with them hahaha

Anyways, i ended up burning up the mountain in 1 hour 38 minutes, and thats including the stupid 3 x 5 min breaks.

The hike to the top was all worth it tho, as the sun rise was off the mother flippin chain.

There were also alot of pilgrems and religious old people that hiked up there in groups, because at the top of Mt. Sinai is a church because apparantly Moses hung out there or something. But mother of god, one dude was flippin the script. He was doing some crazy ass prayer and swinging his arms around and basically convulsing standing up. Religious people are nuts. ahaha

And then the sun rose, and the long walk back down began. 1 hour 8 minutes to be precise. *phew*


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Desert Bashing
4wd's through Wadi Rum in Jordan

Ok, so now we are into the tail end of the tour and everything seems to be a bit of a set filler in Jordan. Just activites to fill time. One of these set fillers was 4wd'ing throuh the desert, one of the only set fillers that were actually not boring hahaha

We got to a point where there were a few big ass sand dunes against some sand stone cliff faces and we were told that if we went to the top we would get a good view of the desert and surrounding cliffs and as per usual my competative nature kicked in and even tho i was wearing thongs, i raced to the top burning the shit out of my feet on the burning hot sand along the way. But, once again, it was worth it for the view!

For more photos, click through to the; Cairo to Sinai to Aqaba Photo Album


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The Ancient City of Petra
The reason why we came to Jordan in the first place!

Seeing wonders of the world like the Pyramids and the Sphinx are mind blowing, because they were built out of stone, by people without any machinery to help them lift 100 tonne limestone blocks and build 6 metre high columns and errect 500 tonne Obelisks.

And then theres The Ancient City of Petra. Carved into rock faces in a valley hidden away for thousands of years until a french man changed his religion, learnt Arabic, grew a beard, made himself seem like an authentic Native Bedwin and then betrayed them when they showed him where The Ancient City was in the 1800's and went back to France and sold the location to the highest bidder. What an asshole.

But then again, would we be seeing Petra today without him being such an asshole?

Walking through the narrow valley leading up to the most preserved and first building you see, The Treasury Building, is amazing in itself. The people of the area constructed dams and pipework to lead the water away and around the narrow valley so that they could use it as a trading route into there stone city.

And then, there it is.

For more photos, that you HAVE to see, click through to; Aqaba to Amman Photo Gallery

Egypt - 16 to 27 May 2009

Cairo
Pyramids, Traffic, BBQ Pigeon's

From the start of the trip until now, these are the photos that were missed; Perth To Egypt Gallery.

I was going to write a rough guide of our day to day travels, but holy shit that would be a long boring read ahaha.... so...i have been scribbling down dot points of informative and interesting things people might wanna read about. Ch-ch-check it!

Arriving at our hostel, we thought we were in for a shell shock. A shitty old building, no reception, a tiled floor with 2 years of dust on it and just a sign in the foyer saying "WAKE UP! CAIRO HOSTEL, Level 7". But we were wrong, even tho this hostel was located on the 7th level of a run down old building, it was a breath of fresh air. Thank god. haha
The guy who ran the place was heaps of help and thats hard to find in Cairo as everyone is after your money. The people hassel you until you basically have to yell at them to go away and evenwhen someone just seems like they are offering you a helping hand to find where you are going, they arent, they want money off you.

Finding a place to eat in Cairo is difficult. We spent hours looking for somewhere to eat, the main problem wasnt finding a place that served food, but most places were like guys clubs and with the difference in the male / female standards in Cairo, it was hard to judge if Suzie and I were going to be welcome in there. So resorted to hitting up a shopping center for a feed on the first few days.


One place we did find out of the lonely planet is a place called Abu Tarek. This place only serves 1 dish, Kushari. They started on 1 floor and now have a 3 floor restaurant, selling, 1 dish. 1 dish. What they hell. Its always packed and we went there twice because it was so good. Kushari is served with a main large bowl filled with a type of mini pasta and some small noodles and 2 smaller bowls. 1 with grilled onions & 1 with chick peas. You add everything into the pasta and noodles and then pour this tomatoe kinda sauce all over it and dig in! Its really good and really satisfying!

I read in the Lonely Planet that a special local cuisine in Cairo (not sure about the whole of Egypt) is Pigeon. So i went on the hund and eventually found a restaurant serving the pint sized creature.

It was actually ridiculously nice!
They came with the heads still on and was hard to get alot of meat off them, obviously because they were like 1/4 the size of a chicken haha. It pretty much just tasted like chicken to.

And YES! That is a pigeon skull in my mouth hahaha



The lonely planet does help, but the restaurants are quite far away from each other. Also, make sure you read your lonely planet in your hostel and in restaurants, dont pull it out in the street because you get swarmed by people wanting to help you, FOR MONEY.


We also found out quickly, that breakfast's consist of a hard boiled egg, cheese triangles and 3 bread rolls. Egg, Cheese & Bread / Pita are pretty standard breakfasts everywhere we went.


Traffic in Cairo is fuckin insane. They have 2 marked lines, by the traffic is constantly 3 lanes, theres no Police around, but a shit load of army presence. Road rules dont seem to exist, its just lots of horn beeping to let everyone know where your at, then push your way to where you want to go. And weirdly, we didnt see any traffic accidents, or pedestrians hit by any cars even tho they just walk infront of cars to get accross traffic.


We were having beers on a roof top bar one day, and i saw these guys pull up there chairs into the middle of the road and just sit there and make cars go around them hahaha. That pretty much summed it all up hahah


To see all my photos from Cairo, just click through; Cairo Photo Gallery



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Giza
Pyramid acton

Theres no words to describe the Pyramids and the Sphinx. You dont believe your there when your looking at it and its still hard to believe Ive been there.

Driving to Giza, the tour guide told us to look out the right side of the bus and this is what we saw. Grass, tree's, high rise apartments and Pyramids. Its totally unreal and hard to believe what you are seeing.

The Pyramid site was pretty funny, but got annoying pretty quick. Lots of guys offering to give me a few thousand camels to take Suzie off my hands. 100 people trying to flog you off post cards of the Pyramids for 1 Eyptian Pound (25 cents) and guys saying "Camel ride" and when you say "no thankyou" asking you where your from and then pretending to be Australian or quoting a capitol city as if thats going to make you want to ride a camel from them hahahahaha. One guy even said "i've been to Australia, i got sick of seeing so many Kangaroo's hopping down the street hahahah wtf

To see all my photos from Giza (ThePyramids etc), just click through; Cairo To Aswan Album


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Donkey Rides!
To the Valley of the Kings, Hoo Ha!

I cant say that i wanted to hop on a donkey from fear of breaking the poor lil fellas back, but the tour leader Mostafa promised us all that they could handle our weight and we would be paired up with donkeys to suit our height and stature so I unwillingly agreed to get on one.

Holy shit, hahaha riding a donkey for an hour to the Valley of the Kings was awsome. My donkeys name was Tar Tar, he was an old fella and didnt seem to have much patience. I was only on him for around 2 minutes until he had bitten 2 other donkeys in the throat hahahaha

To the right, we see Tar Tar, what a donkey!
(The reason the photo was taken so close is because when i lent down to take the photo, he tried to attack me haha)

Tar Tar wouldnt speed up unless someone was trying to over take him, then he would race ahead and slow down to walking pace. Damn your old fragile legs!

Suzies donkey on the other hand was at such a good steady pace that she was ahead for the whole trip. Her donkey would randomly stop, eat some bushes and then race off when other donkeys got to close hahahahaha

Suzies donkey is seen to the left. What a tramp of a donkey. Look at that stupid bow. Stupid winning donkey. Probably has fleas.


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Temples
Philae Temple, Abu Simbil, Kom Ombo, Edfu, Karnack




To see all my photos from most the temples, just click through; Aswan to Luxor, Luxor to Cairo Gallery

Theres more i could write about, but ill have to make more posts. This ones already long enough ;)